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HARRISBURG, PA—Josh Newton, 32, wouldn't say that Thursday was a complete waste, since he did watch nearly every video about Jeffrey Dahmer on YouTube.
HARRISBURG, PA—Josh Newton, 32, wouldn't say that Thursday was a complete waste, since he did watch nearly every video about Jeffrey Dahmer on YouTube.
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SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract
SMU Adds "Do Not Resuscitate" To Larry Brown's Contract
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[video] Dying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil
The transportation secretary flips out on a pothole in Baltimore, a man wearing red glasses and pink pants is probably Dutch or something, and an Ohio Film Festival graphic designer decides to go with film reels for the O's. It's the week of May 14th, 2012.
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Baseball Officials Concerned As More And More Retired Players Begin To Show Jose Canseco–Like Symptoms
NEW YORK—In response to evidence an increasing number of former players are showing what doctors say can only be described as "Jose Canseco–like symptoms," the MLB announced Friday it was launching an investigation into whether ...
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Sportsgraphic: Famous Flops In Sports
Faking outrage or egregious injury in order to draw a penalty, once the purview of soccer players, is becoming more and more common across all sports these days.
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Magazine: That One Kid In High School Who Had A Hearing Aid: We Check And See How Bad His Hearing Is Now
That One Kid In High School Who Had A Hearing Aid: We Check And See How Bad His Hearing Is Now
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Alien Still Hasn't Gotten Around To Listening To Whole Voyager Golden Record
47 U. MAJORIS STAR SYSTEM—Roughly 18 months after discovering the collection of common Earth sounds contained on the golden record placed aboard the Voyager probe NASA launched in 1977, extraterrestrial Richard Ellinger, 237, admitted Friday ...
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American Voices: New DVR Can Skip Ads
A new DVR sold by the Dish Network comes with the capability to pass over ads and is sending shockwaves through the television industry.
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Heat Lose Chris Bosh Indefinitely To Severe Poetic Justice
MIAMI—After straining his abdominal muscles, Miami power forward Chris Bosh will be out indefinitely in what appears to be a severe case of poetic justice for his arrogant and presumptive team, sources close to the Heat confirmed Tuesday. An MRI per...
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New Vikings Stadium's Retractable Base Moves Structure To Los Angeles As Needed
New Vikings Stadium's Retractable Base Moves Structure To Los Angeles As Needed
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Man Wearing Red Glasses, Pink Pants Probably Dutch Or Something
Man Wearing Red Glasses, Pink Pants Probably Dutch Or Something
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Bears Claim They'd Want Brandon Marshall On Their Side In Bar Fight With Woman
CHICAGO—Defending their newly acquired wideout Brandon Marshall, multiple members of the Chicago Bears organization came forward this week claiming they would want him on their side in a barroom brawl with a woman.
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WEDDINGS: Kristen Anderson and James Greene
Kristen Anderson and James Greene, both of Austin, TX, were married Friday at the city's newest wedding truck.
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WEDDINGS: Kristen Anderson and James Greene
Kristen Anderson and James Greene, both of Austin, TX, were married Friday at the city's newest wedding truck.
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WEDDINGS: Kristen Anderson and James Greene
Kristen Anderson and James Greene, both of Austin, TX, were married Friday at the city's newest wedding truck.
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WEDDINGS: Kristen Anderson and James Greene
Kristen Anderson and James Greene, both of Austin, TX, were married Friday at the city's newest wedding truck.
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Infographic: Evolution Of Obama's Gay Marriage Stance
Last week, President Obama announced he is now in favor of gay marriage and said his stance had evolved over the past two years. Here are some of the evolutionary stages of Obama's opinion: Nov. 30, 2008:
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Infographic: Evolution Of Obama's Gay Marriage Stance
Last week, President Obama announced he is now in favor of gay marriage and said his stance had evolved over the past two years. Here are some of the evolutionary stages of Obama's opinion: Nov. 30, 2008:
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Infographic: Evolution Of Obama's Gay Marriage Stance
Last week, President Obama announced he is now in favor of gay marriage and said his stance had evolved over the past two years. Here are some of the evolutionary stages of Obama's opinion: Nov. 30, 2008:
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